Bloody hunks, their wives are hot
in YSL's and Choos,
who cross their legs and dangle them and totter.
And then the Czech ex-model office
friends they meet for drinks
and tipsy indiscretions who are hotter.
I woo 8s and get nowhere, hunks
get wooed, imagine hunks,
their wank-bank isn't ever overdrawn.
What influencer 9 or 10
from Belgrade to cheat with?
I'd settle for a 7 to cheat on.